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If You Can Read This You're Too Close T-Shirt

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"If You Can Read This You're Too Close. I look better from a distance". 

Most of our stuff has a direct LGBTQ+ link, but occasionally we like something a little more indirect. And this t-shirt idea amused us because when you're young and with perfect skin you get up close and personal, but eventually you realise that even that expensive luxe face cream ain't doing the job any more but a little distance does the trick. So now you can tell people without having to be rude by wearing our tongue in cheek unisex tee. Yay! You're welcome.

The fabric feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all genders. 


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size Guide

  Length (inches) Chest (inches) Length (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 27 31-34
69
79-86
S 28
34-37
71
86-94
M 29 38-41
74
96-104
L 30 42-45
76
107-115
XL 31 46-49 79
117-125
2XL 32 50-53
81
127-135
3XL 33 54-57
84
137-145
4XL 34 58-61 86
147-155

 

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Really cool to find someone doing things differently. Great designs, and my t-shirt is super soft. Bought a second one to sleep in.

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