If You Can Read This You're Too Close T-Shirt
Regular price $31.21"If You Can Read This You're Too Close. I look better from a distance".
Most of our stuff has a direct LGBTQ+ link, but occasionally we like something a little more indirect. And this t-shirt idea amused us because when you're young and with perfect skin you get up close and personal, but eventually you realise that even that expensive luxe face cream ain't doing the job any more but a little distance does the trick. So now you can tell people without having to be rude by wearing our tongue in cheek unisex tee. Yay! You're welcome.
The fabric feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all genders.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size Guide
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
XS | 27 | 31-34 |
69 |
79-86 |
S | 28 |
34-37 |
71 |
86-94 |
M | 29 | 38-41 |
74 |
96-104 |
L | 30 | 42-45 |
76 |
107-115 |
XL | 31 | 46-49 | 79 |
117-125 |
2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
81 |
127-135 |
3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
84 |
137-145 |
4XL | 34 | 58-61 | 86 |
147-155 |
How To Measure